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Hetalia Meme #2

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Pick 10 characters

1. Veneziano

2. Prussia

3. France

4. Romano

5: Romania

6. England

7. China

8. Norway

9. Egypt

10. Russia
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#1 and #5 are fighting over you, what do you do....?

Veneziano: Felicia, you love me right bella?

Romania: *pulls on my arm* No, she loves me more. Right, dragă?

Me: Ahh...(doesn't want to hurt Vald's feelings) I think I hear Mel calling me *runs away*
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#6 wants you to decide if he/she looks better in a bunny costume or fairy tutu costume....what is your decision?

England: Felicia love, what do you think? It's for a play and I just can't decide which is better.

Me: Personally I think the bunny costume. *smiles*

England: *smiles* Thanks love.
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#9 and #7 are now a couple, what are your thoughts about that?

Me: Hmm...Yao and Gupta...different but...I can't see it.
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#5 and #10 had a baby, what does the baby look like?

Me: ahh...Vlad and Ivan...that...that is one scary cute child then and how the heck is that possible????? *thinking the child has hair color of Ivan, style like Vlad, eyes like Vlad, and teeth like Vlad, and aura like Ivan...O.O it's Silvus on a bad day!*
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#6 decided he's going to kill you, where do you hide?

England: Get back here NOW!!!! I just want to play love!!

Me: I'm sorry! WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME!!! *hides behind Ivan* What ever it was I'm sorry!!

Russia: Da?
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#2 has died, how did he/she die??

Me: *tears...so. many. tears* Why Gil...why did you...why did you have to die like this...why!!!!!

Romania: And CUT! Great job! Gilbert really looked like he drowned there.

Me: Well you did tie him to some sinkers.

Prussia: JA! Vere jou trying to get rid of zhe awesome me!!!!

Romania: *grins and shrugs* Less compation.
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#1 has decided to make you breakfast, Lunch, and dinner, what meals did he/she give you?

Me: *wakes up to the smell of...pasta?

Veneziano: Morning bella! I made you pasta and I made enough for breakfast, lunch, dinner! Isn't that great!? *smiles*

Me: Ahh...th-thanks Feli but...*sees him smiling so happily. *sighs and smiles* You are too sweet.
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#3, #4, and #7 decided to have a party, what is the party?

Me: Ahh...you're telling me that Francis, Lovino, and Yao are having a party...together? Really now? Not gonna happen but if it did I see a lot of wine, tomatoes, and Chinese treats...and a lot of yelling...a lot.
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#4 and #6 had a baby, what is that baby's personality?

Me: *not impressed* Really? This again. Okay so Lovino and Arthur had a child...this is so wrong but he would actually act the same as those two. Not much to say, I mean look at them. So temperamental.
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#6 gave you a birthday present, what is it?

England: *blushes and knocks on door*

Me: *opens door* Oh, Arthur. AH! *shrinks away* Ar-are you still mad at me???

England: No, no *shakes head* I'm sorry about that love. It's just, France said something and it really ticked me off but I know you had nothing to do with it now...please. *holds up present* As an apology and for your birthday, except this?

Me: *blinks and takes it* Mind if I open it now?

England: No, go ahead.

Me: *opens to see favorite manga* Oh Arthur! *hugs him* Thank-you so much. I love it! You're the best! *kisses his cheek*

England: *blushes* N-no prob-lem love...you're welcome *hugs back*
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#7 ate #9

Me: *blinks* ahh...Yao...why did you eat Gupta? It's desert not dessert.
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You decided to be an artist and #2 wants you to draw something for her/him. What is it?

Prussia: Hey frau, can jou draw zhe awesome me und mein friend Gilbird?

Me: *smiles* Sure thing Mr. Awesome.
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You walk in on #3 and #10 having sex what is your reaction?

Me: O.O innocence...gone...scared for life... (-can't even imagine what I would actually see though ^^'-)
O.O some of this was scary ><
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#7 ate #9 I see what you did there /shot